1/18/2005

how can you . . .

how can you
not love billie joe armstrong.
he's a cuddle bug with just enough of the nasty to make bedtime interesting!
he's got that pouty rock star going on.
how can you
confirm condi rice?
she's so evil!
did anyone other than john kerry and barbara boxer ask her hard questions today?
barbara boxer rocks!
if she were a musician she'd be mama michelle, she's that cool.
condi's not pouty, she's petulant.
how can you condone torture?
that's what you're doing if you confirm alberto gonazles.
now there's a guy who looks like he suffers from bad crackatoa.
how can you
think that aimee mann isn't one of the best songwriters around?
how can you
think that she sounds better solo if you heard 'til tuesday's last 2 albums before they broke up?
how can you
watch billie joe armstrong jumping around the stage
and not remember the great days of the 90s
when he used to do so nekkid!
bille you're hotter than ever
you've proven that green day can make a masterpiece
with the new album american idiot!
how can you
deny your mulititude of drooling fans
one more look at that curvy, meaty ass?
how can you
watch condi do her i'm lying stammer
and believe a word she says?
how can you
make nice-nice with her senator dodd?
you had some good points, why'd you have to blow them?
how can you
not want to see billie joe armstrong naked?