shelley e-mailed and asked me if that guy who kept e-mailing me telling me to stop writing about sex and men's bodies had made me decide to stop.
no. he's just a blow hard who thinks he can push a woman, any woman, around. maybe he pushes his wife around the way he bragged about how he wouldn't "let" her go to this site, but he doesn't push me around.
i did write about the very hot hottie billie joe armstrong. and i find otis redding's voice very sexual. but i was sick this weekend and besides my hair looking like a tossed aside tina turner wig, i wasn't feeling very sexy or sexual.
don't worry though, i won't shy from talking about men and their bodies no matter how many wack jobs e-mail me screaming, 'get thee to a nunnery!'
but in case anyone else was concerned, i figured i'd make that clear and hopefully the title does.
cocks and dicks.
do we know the difference?
straight ladies? gay guys? bisexuals?
a cock can be a beautiful thing if you're attracted to men. and a dick is just a dick.
bill frist, for instance, is a dick. that's not a compliment. richard nixon was a dick.
while i was at the drug store getting flu medicine this morning, this bland nightmare in dockers -- natch -- calls out 'little dick, get over here!'
little dick?
i must have looked at mr. dockers strangely because he felt the need to explain that he and his son were both williams. his son was 'little dick' and he was 'big dick.'
how some men won't torture their own children to feed their massive egos.
i made a point to study his docker encased pouch (and i had to study it because there was very little bulge) before i said, 'i think you may have gotten the names backwards.'
anyho, so jim morrison, for instance, had a cock. pat boone has a dick and is a dick.
does that make sense?
a cock is an organ that can do these wonderful things. it's nice to look at and always eager for your touch.
a dick's just a dick. and someone who is a dick is so because they just bascially piss on every 1 they know.
hence, bill frist, dick. john turek has a cock.
are you feeling me?
turek appears to have a mighty, might corn husk. but a cock doesn't have to be large to be beautiful. in fact, i've been with some guys who've had smaller cocks and they've had their own beauty.
and it can also be a nice relief not to have one going down your throat into, apparently, your belly. no offense to fellows with big ones. (which are their own reward in other ways.)
a smaller or smallish cock can get me excited. i guess it's the same way that small breasts can excite some guys. no, despite the media and hooters talk to the contrary, all straight men aren't into big breasts.
so cocks come in all shapes and sizes and a range of colors. i don't just mean black and white. or black, brown and white.
any woman who's enjoyed sex without guilt probably gets what i'm talking about.
but a dick is just a dick.
markus rogan has a cock. 1 that i've dreamt of often.
tom delay has and is a dick.
now some might say, 'rebecca, where is the politics in this!'
i say the politics in this is that it's important for everyone (regardless of sexual orientation) to understand the difference.
for instance, condi rice is a dick. she doesn't have 1 (nor does she have a cock) but she's a dick because she pisses on everyone around her.
she's a tool.
avoid the dicks regardless of your sexual orientation.
if you like the male form, embrace the cock.
you hear the word 'dick' all the time. sometimes referring to the sex organ, sometimes referring to some 1 being a tool.
but cock?
i can remember in the 90s, forget which year, when it was the year of the cock. elaine told me that some chinese food places weren't saying 'cock.' we called around and would ask what year it was and the man or woman on the other end of the phone would say 'year of the rooster.'
cock!
it's a lovely word.
and if from my sick bed and fevered delirium i've done nothing else today but helped us all understand the difference between a cock and a dick, i'll sleep soundly tonight.
i hope i'm over the flu tomorrow. but ella, whom i caught it from, only started feeling better this morning. i'll try to write something else regardless. maybe i'll feel good enough to hunt down a photo. if any of you has a photo of john turek or markus rogan that you're holding out on me, take pity on a gal in her sick bed and send it on in. i won't post any fully nude guys but i still can enjoy them privately. the e-mail address is sexandpoliticsandscreeds@yahoo.com so feel free to share your hotties with me. and don't bogart the rogan and turek!
