since gina chon is insisting that she and brett mcgurk were both 'dedicated professionals,' i have a few professional questions for her.
gina, we all know you think it's okay to sleep with a source and a government official to get a story.
but should you swallow when going down on your source?
if i fail to swallow, does that mean i won't be eligible for a pulitzer or just that gwyn won't invite me to the table on 'washington week'?
gina chon if, on a friday, my source wants to defecate on my chest, can i call it a 'friday news dump'?
gina, if my source wants head but doesn't reciprocate am i failing as a journalist or is that okay?
and do i need to inform my husband of my affair while i'm out of the country or can i wait until i get back home?
if he calls me a 'no good slut,' do i lecture him on the changing world of journalism or just storm off?
gina, if while sleeping with my source i get a sexually transmitted disease, do i call it a 'war wound'? do i have to notify any 1 beyond my hmo? should i tell my other sexual partners?
these are the questions that only a 'dedicated professional' like you can answer, gina. so please assist me.
let's close with c.i.'s 'Iraq snapshot:'