the only solid performance in the film is from joan collins and she's a good sport in the film the way joan crawford is in trog.
so a group of people end up on an island and it turns out to be inhabited by these giant ants.
back in the pre-vcr days, i used to watch this bad movie every time it was on tv.
and i would watch it to laugh at it.
do you ever do that?
i'll go ahead and confess to what most people don't: even though i laugh at it and make fun of it, it can scare me.
i do not want to be alone when that film goes off. i'm not joking.
it's so cheesy and the ants are so obviously fake.
but what if there were giant ants and ...
if i'm by myself when the movie goes off, i already have keys in my hand and am headed out the door. i'm not joking.
let's close with c.i.'s 'Iraq snapshot:'